Heel

I would never eat you
I wouldn't even dream
I would never eat you
Not even with whipped cream

You're always in the way
Of what I really want
You think you're something special
But I'm telling you you're not!
Words cannot express
How annoyed you make me feel
But I think that I can tell you
That you really are a heel

I would never eat you
I wouldn't even try
I would never eat you
That I won't deny

You come at the beginning
And you reappear again
When I have been through all the rest
And I am at the end
I usually displace you
When you are in my way
But I want to erase you
'Cause you never go away

Sometimes I perforate you
Poke you through with holes
But I'd never masticate you
You taste worse when you're old
I would never eat you
I wouldn't even dream
I would never eat you
Not even with whipped cream

Words by Andy Pease
©1996 Pickled Pollies

Do you have any clue what this song is about? E-mail Andy Pease at APJoyBoy@aol.com with your ideas.