I went to town the other day
There were people everywhere
I couldn't move the crowd was thick
Suddenly rain came pouring from the air
Chorus:
Oh, the tent was full that day
The only day it was there
It was full of freakish people things
And lions and tigers and bears
Oh, my
I paid my dues to stay inside
And I couldn't believe my eyes
I never knew that the circus came to town
But I met a special Lady
She said her name was Katie
Her chin was awfully shady
But I was scared to ask why
Chorus
Later I got to know
This Lady very well
While this was going on
I was in HELL!!!!!
Her kiss was like a cactus
Her cheeks were like sandpaper
We exchanged shaving stories
And Then I Knew The Truth
SHE WAS A BEARDED LADY!!!
A FREAK OF NATURE!!!!
ONE MORE REASON
NOT TO MAKE HER
MIIIIIINE!!!! ALL MIIIIIINE!!!!!!
Lady, lady, lady, lady, lady, lady, WOOHOO!
Words by Andy Pease
©1996 Pickled Pollies